This is the kind of story that sends my blood pressure up and really makes me forget about my work.
The lead of this AP article is brilliant:
DENVER - A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan...
Some residents who have complained have children serving in Iraq, said Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs. He said some residents have also believed it was a symbol of Satan. Three or four residents complained, he said...more
Here is my suggested response to Mr. Kearns:
Dear Mr. Kearns,
Thank you for your quick response to some of our resident's concerns. It shows your commitment to serving this community of neighbors.
Actually, my wreath is an international symbol of peace. Traditional symbols of Satan usually have to do with evil looking faces with large protruding horns. Often this figure has a tail and is holding some sort of pitch fork. The color red is omnipresent. My wreath, if you look closely is made of green twigs.
As for the wreath being an anti war symbol, in fact it is not. If you notice, 'war' or 'Iraq' do not appear on the wreath. Of course the wreath as a peace symbol, can be just as easily interpreted as a sign of support for our troops. Aren't they fighting for peace? Yes, I think so.
If you believe that the wreath is anything other than a wreath, this seems to be a perception problem on your part. That's OK, I understand. Lots of people have trouble with reality these days, its just so confusing when you really, really believe one thing, but something else is true. This is called an ideology, and if you have one about America's place in the world and the war in Iraq, please don't interpret my Christmas decoration as an attack on those beliefs.
If this letter doesn't help, I suggest a psychiatrist, I think one may really help you.
Peace be with you,
LLHA resident

